Oh, It's Every day I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of abroad.

When Oprah comes on I turn off the TV. I don't shave my legs. I stand up to pee. I go to a bar but not a beauty salon.

Don't block out my eyebrows just to draw them back on. Don't wax my pews

so I can wear shorts. I use my turn signal. I understand sports. Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man.

Tell you the reason I am.

I don't go through a phase every 28 days.

Man, I'm glad I'm a man. I'm glad I'm a man. I pay cash to the grocery no checks of coupons

don't take along a friend when I go to the John I don't throw a fit

when I break a nail I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale

I don't apply makeup in my rear mirror I don't think of bambi when I'm out hunting deer.

I drink beer from a bottle and not from a glass.

I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass.

Man, I'm glad I'm a man man

Tell you the reason I am

I don't face the pain of what a weight gain

man I'm glad I'm a man.

Let me tell you ladies, listen to me ladies.

I love those things inside of your plows.

I love your pretty faces, your warm and soft embraces but if I had my own two boobs getting ready for a date. I don't play with dolls unless they inflate.

When someone asks my age, I never lie.

After sex in bed, my spots always dry.

I don't read about orgasms in both magazines.

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