Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

I always heard that his herb was top shelf.

I always heard that his herb was top shelf. I just could not wait to find out for myself.

Don't knock it till you tried it. Well I've tried it my friend and I'll never smoke

weed with Willie again. I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town.

He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around.

The last words I spoke before they tucked me in.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

My party's all over before it began.

You can pour me some old whiskey river, my friend.

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

I hopped on his old bus, the honeysuckle road.

The party was Vegas it was after the show

Alone and the front lounge just me and him

With one parting puff grim creepers me and him.

With one parting puff, Grim Creper sat in.

I never smoke weed with Willie again.

My party's all over before it began.

You can pour me some old whiskey river, my friend.

But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar telling good jokes

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