Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

The Bob and Tom Show.

The Fox The following is a paid commercial announcement from the Bob and Tom Pharmaceutical Company.

A hoy mateies, I'm retired C Captain Dick Itchy, with an important message for all you see-dodge out there.

With the Merchant Marine, I've spent nearly 40 years sailing around the world.

As a young swabby, I visited many exotic ports of call and chose to spend my leisure time in the company of loose women, many of whom were hoars and prostitutes.

And I loved him, everyone.

As a result, I contracted syphilis 147 times.

When symptoms appeared, my only relief was a rigorous scrubbing with a particle scraper.

Well, today I'm pleased to announce an exciting new breakthrough in the treatment of itchy sores and lesions.

It's a soothing topical ointment made especially for sailors.

Introducing new shankers away.

When it's time to swab the deck, you need Shankers away.

Shankers away!

A voice!

Shankers away.

From a little on your tool

and you're going to be okay.

Ouch! And you'll be okay, o'k, o'kout, out, you in a naughty point, you win a straight,

Before your d'e'e'e'e'e'e' Great! So take it from me see Captain Dick Itchy a man who spent his life sailing the seven seas

There are two things I've learned drinking salt water just makes you thirstier and

Hookers love seaman.

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