Noo. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

The following is a paid commercial announcement for the Joe Johnson memory system.

Hello, I'm Joe Jefferson. Do you forget things you wish you could remember? Do you forget people's names? Do you forget important dates? Do you forget

information that's important to remember? Like important dates? Or perhaps you even forget people's names.

That's why I created my new memory system called

the Joe Jackson memory system.

With the Jeff Jackson memory system, you'll be able to remember long lists of items in great detail.

Does it work? Just listen to these testimonials.

I used to forget things all the time. just listen to these testimonials.

I used to forget things all the time.

You know little things like where my car keys were,

what I was supposed to pick up at the store,

where my car keys were. Things like that.

Then I tried the Jerry Johnson memory system.

And now I can even remember the names of everyone in my household.

Thanks, Jack.

Man, my memory was the worst.

I couldn't even remember what I heard just a couple of minutes ago.

And then I tried the John Johnson memory system, and wow, what a difference. My memory used to be the worst. Do you know there was a time

when I couldn't even remember what I heard just a couple of minutes ago? Thanks, Jerome.

Yes, with the Johnny Jasper Memory System, you'll never forget anything important ever again.

To order this Jake Jensen Memory System, just call 1-888, that's 1-800, again 1-877, 5, no, 1-1888.8.5.

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