You're going to be. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hi, I'm Josh Arnold. You know, when the holidays roll around, I tend to snack more.

And well, I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa.

Every time I eat, my beard is growing long and white.

These red pants are getting tight.

Pass me the butter, the gravy, and the meat.

He's beginning to look a lot like Santa.

You think so?

Watch his belly grow.

Leave me some milk and cookies please.

He's splitting his DVDs and shouting,

Ho! Ho!

I ate a pizza or two and a bucket of stew and a stack of gingerbread pies.

An egg nock shaking a juicy steak and a basket of greasy fries and now it seems

unblubbery in my buttocks and my flies.

I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa.

That's what the kids all say.

And they all want to be sitting on his knee and riding in my sleigh.

He's beginning to look a lot like Santa and that's okay with me

He has no self-control I'm moving to the North Pole.

That's where Santa should be.

All chally and plump and Christmas Sea.

Is that same thing?

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