You're going to be. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

The Bob and Tom Show. Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas. I would like a big wheel with the air conditioning package power

steering CD player and all so a Sony PlayStation.

Dear Santa, this is Raoul from Venezuela.

I want a stick to burn for heat.

Dear Santa, this is Jessica from Aspen. I like a Barbie dream house with the electric

sports car lots of outfits and matching outfits for me too, please.

Dear Santa, this is Lupe from Paraguay. I want some rain.

So I can stop drinking my own urine. Dear Santa, this is Joe from North Chicago.

I want a new bike and a GI Joe with-Fud Grip and grenade launcher.

Dear Santa, this is Azid from Yemen.

I want the electric train set with the whole village in the mountains and the tunnels and a robot to clean my room.

Dear Santa, this is Chang from Laos.

I want an electric scooter or surfboard roller blades in a CD-ron player.

Just kidding.

I want a stick.

Dear Santa, this is, what I did do?

From Calcutta.

I want a flyswater. water.

One that doesn't hurt when you hit yourself in the face and some off.

Dear Santa, we are the children of the world. We want Sean Moore to be struck dead, please.

See what you can do, even if it means I don't get that stick. Good morning, it's a big.

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