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UK Residents, Tease and sees apply. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

It's the Bob and Tom Show. This season in everything you see Christmas time is a time for joy, but that's not the case for me. The pain began on Christmas Eve in 1988.

The office party had begun and I was feeling great.

My boss was doing, hey, what is that?

A bonus in his hand?

Instead he gave me severance pay and said that I was canned.

I went down to drown my sorrows at the corner bar. A saw a guy dressed up with

Santa Claus break in and steal my car. I ran out screaming to the street. I to make him stop but I forgot to pay my

tab and was handcuffed by the cops. I hate Christmas and everything about it from the sleigh bells to the tinsel on the trees

I hate Christmas. There is no doubt about it. Don't ask me about Christmas please.

All I have are bad memories. I paid my bail I rented a car than I was on my way still clinging to the

spirit of this happy holiday through all the falling snow I didn't see the light was red.

I spent the next three hours getting stitches in my head. I walked for hours through ice and snow, my feet frozen to the bone, and just as I was losing hope, I saw my home sweet home.

The firelight through the window glowed. This nightmare had come to an end.

As I opened the door, I saw my wife, my best friend friend He hates Christmas,

Christmas, there is forgot about it.

Don't ask him about Christmas, please.

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