Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Oh, sure, you grew up in a trailer park but now that you've made it big and moved to the

suburbs you just can't sleep at night you've thought about purchasing one of those

expensive white noise machines that

claimed to create a soothing wall of sound. But tell me, do you really think that white

noise is relaxing?

Hell no!

Hell no is right, darling.

Do you have trouble sleeping at night?

Sure do.

Let me guess.

Did you grow up in a trailer park? Sure did. Well, Frigamall Home Health Products, a division of Bob and Tom Industries, has just the thing for you. Forget about that white noise machine. What you need is the white trash noise machine.

The white trash noise machine?

That's right.

The white trash noise machine features dozens of the same soothing trailer park sounds you remember

from your childhood. You'll feel safe and secure and drift off to sleep like a little

white trash baby. Just press the button and listen.

Get up daddy. Just press the button and listen.

Get up, Daddy. You're crashing my smokes.

Hush, uh, has anybody seen my tune in tobacco?

Where the hell is a toothpaste? I need to brush my tooth!

Ah yes, nothing is more comforting than the white trash noise machine.

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