Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. I'm going to

ha ha ha ha. I was working

working my farm

I headed down to the barn

I was almost done for the night

when up drove a man in a customized band so I knew he was a man tonight

He said hey that Jack with your hat colored black.

I got a deal for you.

Well, I know you can't read, but there's really no need

because I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I said pardon me. Hey Graber

Hey Carl I'm kind of busy with her guitar solo can you tell your little joke to

Barry? Okay, hey Barry. Do you know why it is that the Amish women are never satisfied in bed?

No, why is it that the Amish women are never satisfied in their bed?

Because they need two men a night.

Get it?

That's funny.

Almost ready, Gneba?

Practically, Carl.

Barry, whatever.

He began to speak, owned my knees got weak, and his voice was ringing in my head.

He had charts and graphs and colored photographs.

I didn't understand a word he said.

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