Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

When I was a small boy.

When I was a small boy I'd climb into my bed

My mother would turn off the light and pat my little head

She would tell me lessons she had and pat my little head.

She would tell me lessons she had learned.

In part wisdom, she passed along.

Then she'd stand in my shadowed room and sing this little song.

Never trust a puppet.

Puppets are untrue.

No matter what the puppet says,

we don't care about you.

Never trust a pulpit. Poppets are insincere. Somehow everyone always finds out what you whisper in a puppete.

When I was a young girl, I was a young girl I got a puppet for my birthday.

We went everywhere together and played and laughed and sang.

But the puppet started lying.

We were taking things that didn't belong to it.

And saying it appropriate things at my parents' parties.

And one night when I was asleep,

the puppet ran away.

He's going to be.

Never. He's crazy cool! Never trust her pocket

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