You're not going to be. It's the Bob and Tom show.

Our guest in the studio comedian Rodney Carrington and we're going to

Here's a song called Little Things that pissed me on

I'm sitting on a toilet in a house that I don't know.

Let you know around me where the toilet paper go.

Feeling real uneasy.

I'm feeling real uncertain

because I've got to wipe my butt again

with a shower curtain.

It's those little things,

o' it's those bitty things.

It's those little things like that that piss me off

When I pick up on a woman and I take her home to bed

She starts to take her home to bed.

She starts to take her clothes off and she starts to...

Well, you know.

I ask her what her name was she told me it was Venus I reached down between her

leg it's those little things

things of ditty bitty things. Last night I went out drinking my old daddy's Lincoln. I hit a tree and I killed a friend. I killed a friend.

I start to scream and holler because he owed me $20.

I know I'll never say it again. I know what you're thinking.

Hell he's dead and take it out of his damn

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