Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?

Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was she was bitching about last night.

So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne

But after you finish your business

The toilet paper is gone

Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked.

If you cross my path because it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass Well I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go.

And just before I had a flat tie spilled it all over my clothes when

the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way. But when he saw the

tire tool in my hand, he shot me with pepper spray.

Well, it's a great day. You shot me with pepper spray.

Oh, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you bet It's a bad day so you better get off my back.

You might get cold cocked.

If you cross my path, because it's a great day, I'm just saying it, it's going to,

for me to whoop somebody's ass.

When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.

I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway so here I am out in the parking

a lot just waiting by his call there.

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