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Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right.

Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was,

she was bitching about last night.

So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.

But after you finish your business the toilet paper's gone

Well, it's a great day

for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back.

You might get cold cocktail if you cross my path because it's a great

day for me to what somebody's ass.

Well I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go

And just before I had a flat tie

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