Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

You should have seen me last night when I I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs

I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall. Tumbled or a pile of metal chairs.

And then I pussed out my girlfriend tried to feel up her mom.

I wrecked my car.

I think I bruised my spine.

Oh, you ought to go with me when I go out drinking.

I always have myself a real good time.

I got drunk and stole this boat out of the Edgewater I club

do 90 miles an hour of two days.

I sank her out by bucket of Point, walked on into town, tore up someone's flowers on my

way.

Then I barged into the cruise nest and I threw up on the road.

I slapped that host to saunter bit behind.

For you, I want to go with me when I go out drinking.

Always have myself a real good time.

I draw dirty to the waitress and I never ever leave her no tip.

I leave her all my roaches in the guacamole

if you want to go with me when I go out and drink and always have myself a real good time.

So I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna tie on a good one.

Does anybody here want to go out drinking with me?

Yeah!

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