Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Well, the church turned down and no one knew what Penny-Coss Baptist was going to do.

The Sunday brimstone got said that gum hot, it burned up a church bus in the parking lot.

And a panic the Reverend Dr White called up an ex-member that hadn't lived

right? He owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence. It's the same joes he preached against.

He said I don't really want to be a hypocrite. I got a Sunday

school class about to have fits. We're all excited about revival week and been moved by

the spirit, so to speak. With all the souls we saved and money we spent we thought God told us to sell that tent I got a famous

evangelist supposed to come and doesn't run out of chairs will you loan us something

Joe says hell you can just use a whole dang place ain't on a joke box amazing

grace I ain't supposed to be open because of them blue laws but will open the night if it's

all right with y'all. Preacher said well I reckon that'd be okay the good Lord

works in mysterious ways.

He's gonna talk about Joshua Judges and Ruth, and I reckon I could do it from the DJ booth.

At the First Baptist bar and grill.

It's the only church in the Bible belt that smells like a whiskey still.

When the centers finish one more round,

we'll have dinner on the ground and go inside and

hell pray we don't get killed.

The Amangulus came with a well-dressed choir.

They showed up around happy hour, looked around the joint

and didn't take it real well,

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