Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

The following is a paid commercial announcement for the Joe Johnson memory system.

Hello, I'm Joe Jefferson.

Do you forget things you wish you could remember?

Do you forget people's names? Do you forget important

dates? Do you forget information that's important to remember? Like important

dates? Or perhaps you even forget people's names.

That's why I created my new memory system called the Joe Jackson

memory system. With the Jeff Jackson Memory System you'll be able to remember long lists of items in great detail.

Does it work? Just listen to these testimonials.

I used to forget things all the time, you know little things like where my car keys were

what I was supposed to pick up at the store where my car keys were

things like that.

Then I tried the Jerry Johnson memory system.

And now I can even remember the name to everyone in my household.

Thanks, Jack.

Man, my memory was the worst. I couldn't even remember what I heard just a couple of minutes ago.

And then I tried the John Johnson memory system and wow, what difference my memory used to be the worst

do you know there was a time when I couldn't even remember what I heard just a couple

minutes ago thanks Jerome, with the Johnny Jasper memory system, you'll never forget anything

important ever again. To order this Jake Jensen memory system, just call 1 1-888 that's 1-800 again 1-8.8.5.

4, no, it's 800.

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