Oh, It's the Bob and Tom show.

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Pay beer drinkers, do you find that your beer not only fills you up, it binds you up. You need a beer that will help you loosen up.

Introducing the beer that not only tastes great,

it packs a mega high fiber wallet.

It's the first beer that's also a laxative. We call it Shats.

Oh God.

S-H-A-T-E-S. Shats.

Shats!

All the cats tip their hats to the man who's drinking shats,

the man who needs some fiber in his brew.

Shats bear.

When all is said and done, we're not yet number one, but Shats is always number two.

Hi, I'm Phil Throne from the Shats Brewing Company.

Pour yourself a Shats, and see why it's making a splash all over the country.

Shats!

The laxative beer.

Shats is brewed with the highest quality hops and barley.

Then we add our secret ingredient, Whole Colonel Corn.

Not too much, just a pinch.

Every Shats beer is fortified with 12 essential vitamins,

so you're always guaranteed a good healthy Shats.

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