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Have you ever had one of those

Have you ever had one of those days

when nothing goes right? Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was, she was bitching about last night.

So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.

But after you finish your business the toilet paper is gone.

Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back.

You might get cold cocked if you cross my path because it's a great

day for me to whop somebody's ass.

Well, I was running late for work, so I poured me some coffee to go.

And just before I had a flat tie, I spilled it all over my clothes when a highway patrol

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