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Have you ever had one of those days.

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?

Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was she was bitching about last night.

So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne.

But after you finish your business,

the toilet paper is gone.

Well, it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

It's a bad day.

So you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked.

If you cross my path, because it's a great day for me to work somebody's ass.

Well I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go.

And just before I had a flat tie spilled it all over my clothes

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