Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, Every day I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of abroad.

When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV.

I don't shave my legs.

I stand up to pee.

I go to a bar but not a beauty salon

don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on

don't wax my pews so I can wear shorts

I use my turn signal I understand sports man I'm glad I'm a man man

tell you the reason I am I don't go through a phase every 28 days man I'm glad I'm a man

I'm glad I'm a man I'm I pay cash of the grocery no checks of coupons don't take along a friend when I go to the John

I don't throw a fit when I break a nail. I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale.

I don't apply makeup in my rear mirror. I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer. I drink beer from a bottle and not from a glass.

I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass. Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man.

Tell you the reason I am.

I don't face the pain of what a weight gain.

Man, I'm glad I'm a man.

Let me tell you ladies,

listen to me ladies.

I love those things inside of your blouse.

I love your pretty faces, your warm and soft embraces,

but if I had my own two boobs, I'd never leave the house. I will spend two hours getting ready for a date. I don't play with dolls unless they inflates when someone asks my age I never lie

After sex in bed my spots always dry I don't read about orgasms in both magazines. I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans

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