Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

B-14, once again. B 14. Once again that is B 14.

Damn it it's the same old thing. Holy geritol girdy. I am so sick of friggin bingo. I wish there was some other games for senior citizens.

Me too, Ernie. Why can't old people have some fun and exciting games to play?

Hold on folks, now there is a new game designed for elderly people.

Frank of all toys brings you a new spin on a classic game.

It's Senior Citizens Twister.

Yeah, with Senior Citizen Twister, you and your friends will enjoy hours of fun as you spin and then find out which body part you put on the brightly colored circles.

Oh boy, let's see. Okay, I got to keep my left foot on blue and put my dentures on red.

Okay, there we go.

Okay, your turn, Gertie, give her a spin.

Oh my, that's impossible I have to put one leg of my walker on orange and one on

green you can do it come on

I gotta do this if I stretch just a little further.

Whoops!

Oh there!

I just pulled the hose out of my oxygen there. The Savior is a little twister.

You laugh, you'll cry, you'll writhe in pain.

Oh, uh, uh... Oh, this says here, my left foot on the green and my right foot on blue would it.

Oh boy, I try it.

I don't know if I can get my legs out far apart.

Oh, yeah, oh, damn it. Oh, I broke a hip.

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