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Every year millions of Americans prepare their taxes by themselves.

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My Little Tax Buddy. That's right. My Little Tax Buddy was developed. All right, my little tax buddy.

That's right. My little tax buddy was developed with cutting edge technology,

utilizing voice recognition software,

so your little tax buddy can answer your real live tax questions.

All right, I've got live tax questions.

All right, I've got my tax forms, W-2s, and receipts, so it looks like I'm ready.

I'll just pull this string.

Hello, I'm your little tax buddy.

Now, let's get started.

Turn to page one of your 1044.

Okay, name, address, and social security number.

May I suggest that you just enter your wages on line 7 and move on to the next section.

Most of this is just bureaucratic horse shit.

What?

Not only is my little tax buddy plain spoken, he'll minimize your tax burden.

I could take either the standard deduction or itemized deductions.

What should I do, little tax buddy?

Well, my friend, this is the part where you get to stick it to the man

let's start with medical expenses you had some major surgery last year didn't

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