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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

Well, it is a Monday morning.

It's the first Monday back after our week off.

And so now summer's officially over. Yeah. To the last little part of the year. Although this last little part of the year, I was thinking about it. Man, we have so many things going on. We have a lot of things just here on the show that are happening. Just in general, like a lot of life things that are... Got a birthday month coming up.

We've got a menace's birthday month, which is going to be here.

It's going to be pretty epic, guys. It's going to be fire. We're into the month of September. It is Monday morning at September the 8th, 2025. My name is Woody. That is great gory. Hi, Woody. Good to see your face. Beautiful, babe.

Hi, babe.

There's a menace.

What is up?

We got Gina Grad.

Hi.

Sea bass is here. I'm like what?

There's Sammy.

Hello. Morgan, our associate producer. Vaughn is our video producer. We've got Borg and we got Menji. He's in the Woody Show production department. DAT is literally rolling around here somewhere. Getting. Gee. Speaking of, we got to get him in here at some point.

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