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If you remember, Morgan was asking questions with a picture of C-Bass to women on the street. Is he effable? And so today, just kind of prove the point because we were thinking, you know, guys aren't as picky as women. Right. That's for sure. What's that thing you were talking about, menace, where women can put in all the different things that lowers the percentage of available men out there? Oh, yeah, it's called the reality checker or something like that. Yeah, right. Yeah, so he's got to be over six foot tall, has to make at least six figures. He, X, Y, like, all the stuff. And the percentage in America is, like, 0.2% or something. You subtract out of the guys who are already married or the guys who are gay.

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