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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is Monday.

It is September the 29th, 2025.

Hello and welcome.

We are the Woody show. Yeah. Beginning of a brand new week. Thank you for starting it with us. Oh, babe. My name is Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good morning. We got Menace. What is up? Hi. Gina Grad is here. We got Seabass. We've got Sammy. Hello. Morgan is our associate producer. She is here. We got Vaughn. He's our video producer. Bort on the job this

morning along with Menjee. They're in the Woody Show production department. You are VIP, our guest of

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Look for us there at the Woody Show. Do it. Hope everybody's weekend was good. We'll jump into some of the weekend cheers and jeers.

And all the trending news headlines.

Of course, Menace has the entertainment stuff.

We'll have the birthdays, the porno birthday all a little bit later on in this hour.

What I'm really looking forward to, though, is I have a little preview because Seabass was at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco over the weekend.

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