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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is Thursday.

It is October the night, 2025.

Hello, and welcome to the Woody Show.

Yeah. My name is Woody. That is Greg Goring. Good morning, Woody. We got Menace. What is up? Gene Garad is here. Yo. C-Bass is rolling around here somewhere. He's in the building, but not in the studio. God knows what he's doing. You know what he'll do. Sometimes he'll run down to the gym downstairs, and he'll do like a quick sprint on the treadmill.

I thought he didn't do that anymore.

Really? Yeah, a lot of people are not believing that.

Yeah. That's what he's definitely. down to the gym downstairs and he'll do like a quick sprint on the treadmill. I thought he didn't do that anymore.

A lot of people are not believing that.

But he comes back, he's got a towel around his neck.

And he always heads toward that freight elevator.

He goes up and down that elevator multiple.

I don't know where he's going.

Maybe he's got bodies hidden somewhere in one of the other floors.

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