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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Well, we are on the front end of a very exciting week, you guys.

So much happening.

Anyway, it's Monday morning.

It's October the 27th, 2025. Welcome. We are the Woody Show. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi. There is Menace. Hi. We got Gina Grav. Hi. Seabass is here. There's Sammy. Morning. Morgan's our associate producer. Vaughn is our video producer. We've got Borg and we got Mengi holding things down. The Woody Show Production Department. You are part of things this morning. If you want to be, no pressure, you don't have to. But topic contest, whatever you want to get in on, you can give us a call at 877-4-Wuddy. You can also send us a text over to 22987. The weekend cheers and jeers, of course.

Hope everybody had a great weekend.

Trending news headlines coming up.

We've got the birthdays, the porno birthday.

The ladies in the world of entertainment coming up here this morning.

Cartnarks happening today.

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But yeah, this is an exciting week because by the end of this week, Halloween's on Friday,

that's the day that we're going to find out who is going to go to Dubai with Menace and I.

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