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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

Today is Wednesday. It's November 5th, 2025.

Hello, and welcome.

We are the Woody Show. Yeah. I'm Woody. That's great, Gory. Hi, Woody. We are the Woody Show. I'm Woody. That's great gory.

Hi, Woody. We got menace.

Gina Grad is here. Sea bass is right there. I think you should go to the doctor.

Every time he belches, we just right before we went on the air. The way I described it,

what I say is like boiling gray. It's very bubbly. It's very bubbly. There's not a lot of air in there. It's just like, yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like a dumb ass Tyler when his guts were rumbling. Oh, yeah. Like it's like a cauldron. It's like that I would imagine that's what kind of death sounds like. Yeah. It sounds hot. Yeah. There's Sammy. Hello. We got Morgan. She's our associate producer. Vaughn is our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here along with Bort. And we've got Menji holding things down. The Woody Show production department. The phones are open at 87744 Woody. You can send us a text over to 22987. Coming up on the show for you this morning, cameo on the Cheapo. Yes. Fun little game. You know, cameo is still a thing. Still, still a kick in the youth. It's hanging on. It's still out here. Yeah. And so you can get those personalized greetings. My wife has gotten those for the kids before.

Yeah, I've done them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A little personalized greetings from the different celebrities that are on there,

different price points, price levels.

There's prices.

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