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The Woody Show.

Public and confirmed.

This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Class is now in session.

Hey! Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning, buddy.

All right, today is Monday.

It's a new month.

October is over.

November is here.

It's November.

What do you mean, boo? It's sad that menace's birthday month is over. I know. But Greg, your favorite holiday is coming up. I know. Thanksgiving, that rule. Yeah, Thanksgiving, man. I got a fast until then. It's November the 3rd, 2025. Turn that calendar. Uh-huh. And the clocks went back. Right.

Yeah.

So we should all be well-rested. So you're right, Greg. Right. It's full on depression. It's full nuclear depression. Welcome to the Woody show. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. Hi, Wood. There's Menace. What is up? Gina Grad is here. We got Seabass. We got Sammy.

Morgan is here.

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