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It is November the 21st, 2025.

We are the Woody show. I'm Woody. That's great, gory. Hi. We got Menace. Gina Grave. Hi. Seabass. Sammy. Hello. There's Morgan. Hey. She is our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler, Bort, Menji. Thank you for being here,

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Show Taste Drive.

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You know, whatever we can do to get through the morning into the weekend as quickly as we can.

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