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Well, today is May 29th, 2026, and today, my friends, I love to be the bearer of great news. Today is Friday.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, man. Hell yeah. It is Friday.

Nice. Welcome to it. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi. We got Menace. Hi. Gina Graham. Hello. There is Seabas. Sammy is here. Hi. Morgan, Vaughn. Dumbass Tyler. We got Bort. We got Menge. You're here. We're ready to get this part of the day out of the way. Friday, let's do it. All right. So, again, the mission, as always on a Friday to do whatever we can do to get through the morning, into the weekend as quickly as possible. That's what we're going to be doing today. We've got the fail stories, DUIQ. That'll be our dumbass contest. You can play that. Gene will have the trending news headlines. Coming up here today on the Woody show. Today, May 29th. Is today payday or is that on? It is. Monday's the first. Yeah, hopefully. No, so it is today. I haven't checked. Sometimes don't you get it on the Monday?

No.

Over the weekend. Never. But I already got my early deposits, so that means... What? Lucky. Oh, okay. He's got that... Yeah, you have, like, certain banks will give you, like, an early deposit. Well, you sound very excited about it. He's like half falling asleep

telling the story about how he was getting paid

today. I know, I'd be so excited.

Man. Well, you sound very excited about him. He's like half falling asleep telling the story about how he was getting paid today.

I know, I'd be so excited. Man. Menace used to be the guy who, uh, see him and I mean like, all right. All right. He's over there. He's rubbing his eyes like, dude, it's Friday, man. Yeah. Where to see? Let's go. There, okay. All right, today is, uh, let's see.

Is it?

It's national.

I'm giving you an... Yeah. We're going. Let's go. Okay. All right, today is, uh, let's see.

Is it?

It's national. I'm being excited. It's national biscuit day today. Oh, now we're back on board. All right. Now we're talking. And, uh, not that menace is afraid of them, but it's national alligator day. No. Alligators. No. Only puss. I told you.

I'm not afraid of

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