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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Insensitivity training.

For a politically correct world.

Two, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning, Woody.

It is Tuesday. It's May 20th, 20, 25.

Hello and welcome. We are the Woody show. Yeah. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory.

Hi, Wood. Menace. Good morning to you. Good morning. There's Gina Grant. Good morning.

Seabass is here. Yes. There's Sammy to his left. Yes. Hello.

We've got Morgan here. She's taking your call. She's our associate producer. Phone number is 87744 Woody.

You can send us a text over to 229-87.

We got the board.

We got Menji in the Woody Show production department.

We've got Vaughn, our video producer.

He's here, I know, because you can smell him when he comes in.

And also because he just walked in here and put the shades down as he does every morning. That's how we know.

That's how we know he's here and ready to go.

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