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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is Monday.

It is March the 23rd, 26.

We are the Woody Show.

Welcome back, brand new week.

Yeah, here we are.

I'm excited, Greg. I am. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gore. Hi, Wood. We got Menace. Hi, what's up? Gina Grant is here. We got C. Bass. We've got Sammy. Hey. Morgan. Good Morgan to you. Good Morgan. We got Vaughn, our video producer.

Dumbass Tyler is here.

We got Bort, Menjie, holding things down, the Woody Show production department. Phones are open. 877-47-47-oldy. You can send us a text over to 229-87. Hope your weekend was good. Weekend, Cheers and Jeers. We'll get into the trending news headlines. We'll see what's happening

there. We've got some entertainment stuff, birthdays, porno birthday, and more all on the way here on

the Woody Show. A couple people have responded to, I guess they're getting caught up on the

podcast. And we were talking about, what was the brush thing for your face?

Oh, the dry brush?

And I was surprised that Morgan said that, or Morgan, yeah, that Morgan said that she owned two. I don't, yeah. Maybe it's different. I don't have a face brush thing. No, it's like a dry brush for your whole body. Yeah. Or okay. Well, yeah. All right. Whatever. So all this stuff that went by. because guys

Like we don't

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