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Hey,

good morning, everybody.

It's St. Patti's Day.

Yes.

It's March 17th, 2026.

My name is Woody.

That is Greg Gory.

Hoywood. There is it. It's a hoi. Hoyi. What's the, what's a, uh, what's a, uh, like an Irish greenie? What's an Irish hoi. Top of the morning. Yeah, top of the morning. Top of the bazaura. Yeah. Hoi. That's just a hoi. Hoy. There's, there's menace. Hi. His last name is Mick Murray. Yeah. This's Menace. Hi.

His last name is Mick Murray. Yeah. Nice. Dude, this is your day. Oh, yeah. We get down. Yeah. Some of my favorite memories are on St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. We had a really fun broadcast one time where we got really, really drunk. We got ripped. And then you got lost, right? I got lost in the woods. I also tweeted at Jimmy Fallon that day

And then he called into the show for like an hour live. That's crazy. Yeah. Our friend Tony fell asleep on a chair and then fell out. Yeah, that was cool. Like fell backwards out of the chair. I've been in Ireland on St. Patrick's Island. That was pretty wild. And I had a shamrock shake. And why do people tell you before you go to, because I've been to Ireland on St. Patrick's Day. That was pretty wild. Yeah. And I had a shamrock shake.

And why do people tell you before you go to, because I've been to Ireland on St. Patrick's Day

two, and they tell you, oh, yeah, they don't really care about it. Really? In Dublin, like,

you can't even squeeze a piece of paper between the crowd. I almost missed my flight. I was so drunk.

But here's a question. Do they care about it or the people who are going there as tourists, they care about it? And then so. That's a very valid question. So the, uh, the, the tourism board or whatever it is. Yeah. You know, I mean, there was a lot of locals when I was there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Cinco de Mayo. Mexico don't care about Cinco de Mayo. Not at all. Mexican restaurants do though.

Mexican restaurants, absolutely.

Because. like a guide or whatever. Mexico don't care about Cinco de Mayo. Not at all. Mexican restaurants do, though. Mexican restaurants, absolutely. Because, dude, I was at a resort speaking of Mexico on 4th of July and they made it all 4th of July there on the resort. Here, I got something on that here in just a second. Let me get through the intro. Menace, who we got next? Gina Grave. Seabass. There's Sammy.

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