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The Woody Show

FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 13th 2026 Podcast

The Woody Show

iHeartRadio and ALT 98.7 FM

Society & Culture

4.63.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

News Headlines, Dad Jokes, DUIQ, Fail Stories & More! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Due to the graphic nature of this program,

0:06.4

listener discretion is advised.

0:12.8

Switching to sound on.

0:17.5

The Woody Show.

0:19.6

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

0:22.6

This is the Woody Show.

0:25.6

Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

0:30.6

Two, two, one.

0:33.6

Class is now in session.

0:43.6

Hey, good morning, everybody.

0:48.5

Today is March the 12th.

0:50.8

No, it's the 13th.

0:52.2

It's the 13th, And it's a Friday.

0:59.2

Oh my God. Yeah, Friday the 13th. And payday. I'll say it's payday too.

1:06.3

Oh, yeah. Time to pay due. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What a day. Oh, my God.

1:12.0

Hell yeah.

1:12.4

Oh, my God.

1:14.0

Hi.

1:14.2

Welcome to the Woody Show.

1:15.2

My name is Woody. That is Greg Dory. Hi. We got Menace. Hi. Hi. Seabas. We got Sammy. Hello. Morgan's here. Vaughn's here. We got dumb ass toddler, born and Menji, and we're going to get through it.

1:26.3

Let's go.

1:30.2

All right, that is the goal. We'll get through the morning into the weekend as quickly as we can. 877-44. Woody, if you want to call on, to be part of things. Text, Friday, check-in. Over to 229-87. Tell us who you are. And then where around town? You're listening to the Woody Show.

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