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It's a pre-Friday. It's Thursday.

Thursday morning. It's March the 12th, 2026.

I am Woody. That is Greg Gory. Highwood. We got Menace. Gina Grad is here. Seabass. Good morning to you. There is Sammy. Hello. Morgan is our associate producer. Hey. We got Vaughn, our video producer, Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Bort and Menchie working their production magic in the Woody Show production department. We've got the phones open for you at 87744 Woody.

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We got a guest coming in today, you guys.

It's our friend Greg Fitzsimmons.

Live it.

Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons will be stopping in.

Also this week in audio, we'll get some of the trending news headlines.

We've got the entertainment stuff, birthdays, pornob birthday, all on the way here today, Thursday on the Woody Show.

Since we're doing a lot of March fatness stuff,

let's talk about some food.

People were asked what fast food chain has fallen off badly.

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