FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 5th 2026 Podcast

The Woody Show

iHeartRadio and ALT 98.7 FM

Society & Culture

4.6 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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News Headlines, Fail Stories, Dad Jokes, DUIQ & More!

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0:00.0	Due to the graphic nature of this program
0:04.7	Listener discretion is advised
0:08.4	This is the Woody Show
0:18.8	This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
0:26.2	Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
0:36.3	Class is now in session. Class is now in session.
0:43.5	Hey, good morning, everybody.
0:48.2	Well, today is June the 5th, 2026.
0:52.8	And you guys, today is Friday. Oh my God. Oh, my God, is right. Day 5 of 5.
1:03.9	I'm Woody. That's Greg Dory. We got Menace. What is up? Hi. There's Gina Grant.. We got Seabass. We got Sammy.
1:11.9	Morgan's here. Vons here. There's dumbass Tyler. We got bored. We got Menjee.
1:16.5	Ready to make whatever happen happen fast. So we get into the weekend. It is the Woody Show.
1:26.8	All right.
1:34.4	Like I mentioned before, the plan today is to do whatever it is that we can to get through this morning and into the weekend as quickly as possible.
1:34.9	Yeah.
1:37.2	We got the Friday fail stories.
1:41.2	We got our dumbass contest, the DUIQ coming up for you today.
1:42.1	Phones open.
1:45.3	87744 Woody to be a part of whatever it is.
1:47.0	You can also send us a text.
1:49.9	Your Friday check-ins over to 229-87.
1:50.8	Tell us who you are.
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