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There is Bort and Menji holding things down, the Woody Show production department. He sort of see them through the glass. He keeps it so dark in there. Yeah. Barely seen it. It's almost like privacy glass, even though it's not. But, yeah. They could nude out, and we wouldn't even know. I bet you they do. I think they are right now. Phones are open 87744 Woody. You can says text over to 2-2-9-8-7. Hope you had a great weekend. I know Greg had some alone time. I did. It was glorious. I mean like when we say like alone time, we mean like even without the dog. The dog wasn't even there. That was for one night. And it's I'm always looking for her and then oh it's time to feed oh wait she's not here yeah she needs to go oh wait no she's not it is it is weird yeah it feels weird when they uh when when the dog's not in the house like there's that one day a week we send the dog over to like the the lady who watches her when we're out of town. town it's the one day because otherwise she just lays around the house like a loaf like her father like when i'm home that's all i do i just like to lay around i wish my dog did that but like when she goes over there she burns through so much energy because there's all their dogs over there and she's playing with other dogs and everything else um and so we send her over there one day a week for like a play date That's so good. Kind of thing. And it's weird when I come there and she's playing with other dogs and everything else. And so we send her over there

one day a week for like a play date. That's so good kind of thing. And it's weird when I come home and she's not there. It's so strange. And then my wife and kids, they're going to be going to see my in-laws. And so I'll have like a handful of days where I'm home alone. Oh, that's your wet dream. but with no dog same thing because of the early hours and no one's home for such a big long stretch

we send a roc Oh, that's your wet dream. But with no dog. Same thing because of the early hours and no one's home for such a big long stretch. We send her over there. Nice. For those couple days. So it's weird. It is weird. But I do enjoy, I do enjoy the break from everybody. Yeah, it's a little reset. You need that. Yeah. Yeah. Mattis, you have it all the time. I do.

I do have it all the time.

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