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It is Monday.

It's a brand new week.

It's July the 21st, 2025.

Welcome to it. My name is Woody. That's Greg Gorey. I would. Welcome back. Thank you, Greg. Thank you, 2025. Welcome to it.

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Thank you, Greg. There's Menace. What's up? Gina Grant is here. Good morning. We got C-Bass. There is Sammy. Morning. We have our associate producer. Morgan, she's here. Vaughn, our video producer. We got Bort, we got Menjee in the Woody Show production department.

Gang's all here to make another week of magic on the radio.

Always. Phones are open for you to be a part of things. 87744. Woody, you can send us a text over to 229-87. Of course, get to the weekend, cheers and jeers and all the trending news headlines. So we know it's all happening this morning. And we have the entertainment stuff. We've got the birthdays. We've got the porno birthday. That'll be later on this hour. And today is the beginning of one of the most exciting weeks that we do all year. It's an annual tradition here on the show. On Discovery, they do Shark Week. Yep. Still a thing. Still a thing. Still a thing. Still very popular. I used to be so into that. My wife loves it. She watches. Oh yeah. She'll go on the Discovery app and she'll watch all the different things. And a lot of them are the same shows. They just repeat them every year. But every year there's at least a couple new things. Again, dancing with the sharks. Hosted by Tom Bergeron. So it's official.

Oh, my God. Again, dancing with the sharks. Dancing with the sharks.

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