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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show. Public and confirmed.

This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training

for a politically correct world.

Three, three, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Woody.

It is, it's Monday morning.

It is July the 14th, 2025.

Hello and welcome.

We are the Woody show. Woody, Greg, Venice, Gina. Hi. Hello. C-Bass is here. There's Sammy. Morning. Morgan, our associate producer, Von, our video producer. In the production department, we have Bort and the wonderful Menji holding things down. You know, Menji, that guy just never stops talking. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, my gosh.

Like a little...

That's why I try to avoid him on my way out.

One of the funniest things happened last week.

Do you know what I was going to say?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

One of the funniest things that we were kind of wrapping up at the end of the day,

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