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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show. Public and confirmed.

This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

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Class is now in session.

Hey, what's good everybody?

Today is Friday.

Happy Friday.

Again, you had yesterday off, so I'm assuming this doesn't hit the same as a regular fire.

Just like we've been saying during this whole weird holiday season.

But, hey, Friday nonetheless, it is January the 2nd, 2026.

We are the Woody show.

Woody, Greg, Maness, Gina Graham, Gina, Gina, we got Seabass, we got Sammy.

Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Bort and Menji, holding things down in the Woody Show production department. As you know, we are not here live today. We are on holiday break, but we will be back to start a brand new year,

the Woody Show, on Monday, this coming Monday, January the 5th.

Yep. But some good stuff lined up for you today. And as we always say, if you haven't heard it, it's new to you. That's right. We'd still like to hear your thoughts, your opinions, anything

you hear on the show. If there's something you've got, a story you want to add, there are certainly a lot of ways to do that. The best way is the after-hours voicemail. 877-44 Woody is the number. That's 877-44 Woody. You can also email us. Find us there. Email at the Woody Show.com.

And of course, find us follow us on the social media platform of your choice.

Look for us there at The Woody Show.

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