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Hey, good morning, everybody.

It's a brand new week.

It's Monday. It's February the 9th, 2026.

My name is Woody.

That is Greg Gorey. Hi, Woody. It's first Monday in a couple weeks. Triumphant return. I don't like it. I don't like Monday. Well, just fake being sick again. Yeah, I know. Totally. I either took pictures of my thermometer in case you wanted to. I seem to remember Elliot and E.T. Just putting the thermometer on the light bulb. That's right. You're right. You're right. So we can stay home with E.T. That's how it's done? Because I'm nine. Yeah. Oh, was it you that didn't realize that there was like a person inside the E. No, not just a person, but a kid with like no legs. Yeah, it was like on a skateboard. I had no idea. That was crazy. He thought it was just magic. Yeah, well, it wasn't a kid with no legs. That's not what she was. Yeah. There's Gina Grant. We got C-Bass. Sammy's here. Morgan's here. She's our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here We've got Bort We got Benji Phones are open 877 44 Woody Hit us up with the text Over to 22987 Trading News headlines Ladies in the World of Entertainment Birthdays porno birthday Weekend cheers and jeers Hope we had a great weekend Lots Lots to talk about, obviously, with the Super Bowl yesterday.

So we'll recap a lot of what people are talking about today and some of the commercials that are already winning.

You know, they do that USA Today ad meter every year. So which ones went over the best. We know which ones that we like or which ones you know what you liked or but what, uh, usually like I'm not very good at that. The stuff that I like is not the stuff that like, uh, trend super high. And it's always one like, oh, that was dumb. People like, oh, it was really good. I love puppy monkey baby. Yeah. Stupidest thing I've ever seen. Uh, today is National Poop Day. Yay. February 9th. Hey, Sammy. Sammy, be celebrating. Yes. It's also chocolate day. Oh, okay. So you're pushing chocolate out of your back door. Right. It's oatmeal Monday. It's National Pizza Day. Yes. It's National Bagel and Locks Day. Yes. It's sick of food waste day. Sure. I am sick of that.

There's a website. Somebody texted about it on Friday. I think my wife said something about it too, where all the grocery stores and stuff, they participate in some kind of service or website where you can go online and you can find the stores that are getting rid of stuff that has to go like right now yeah yeah there's one called uh that was texted too good to go yeah that's it and i looked at some reviews and it doesn't look like like people are you know showing hey what does this actually do like on youtube and it it didn't look like you're just getting like a big bag of you know day old bread you're no think some of the hot food stuff. Yeah, I think it's for restaurants too. Oh, they do that too. Yeah. Okay. Pizza slices. The way it kind of sounded to me was, um, we talk about like the unclaimed Amazon. And you could buy like a box of unclaimed Amazon items, right? Or stuff that was getting returned and whatever. And you pay, you know, different levels, different prices, whatever. But like, so $9.99, you would get, you know, a bag and it might have stuff from the hot food bar, but it also may have, you know, some cereal, whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. So, but, you know, tried to cut down on food waste.

I support that. And, yeah, restaurants to whatever they have at the end of the night.

What is it?

It's the same thing.

They do restaurants too. Okay. I thought it was the name of the website. No, it's too good to go. And it's a national jello week as well. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen. I've got jello since the 80s.

Does anybody eat jello?

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