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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is Thursday. It's a pre-Friday.

It is February the 19th, 2026.

We are the Woody show. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi, Wood. We got Menace. Gina Gratt is here. Seabass. Good morning to you. Sammy is here. Hello. We have Morgan, our associate producer, Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here today. And we got something special plan for dumbass Tyler. I'll tell you about that at a second.

We got Bort. We got Menchy. Phones, they're open. 877 44 Woody. It is up with a text over to 2-2987. Trending news headlines, entertainment, birthdays, all coming up. You know, the standard. Also the week in audio. Seabass is going to have that for us. and Woody Show Love Connection, you guys.

So dumb-ass Tyler. And this is something that Morgan's been working on. She's been going through the emails, the text messages and everything else. He's women. It would be asking, hey, if you're interested in going on a date with dumbass Tyler, hit us up. It's been flooded with emails. And so today it's a dating game style.

Didn't the server die?

Yeah, it crashed out, right?

You got to get a new email.

Yeah.

And so she's got two of the ladies lined up that they're going to join us on the show this morning.

And we're going to hear from both of them.

And Tyler can ask them some questions and we'll find out who he's going to get to go. Well, I'm going to send him both on a date with Tyler. I just, I don't know.

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