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Well, today is February the 13th, and today is Friday.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. I know. And going into, for what most people will be, a three-day holiday weekend. President's Day is on Monday. I'm one of you. That's Greg Gory. Boy. We got Menace, Geneagraph, Seabass, Sammy. Morgan's here. We got Vaughn, dumbass Tyler.

Boards here.

Menjee's here.

It's Friday.

Let's get into that three-day weekend.

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Friday check-ins on the text over to 2-29-70. Now that's official. Valentine's Day weekend. Today on the show, we got the fail stories. We've got the DUIQ. We'll get to some of the trending news headlines. Entertainment stuff. Birthday is porn and birthday on the way. Whatever we can do to get through this and into the weekend as quickly as possible happening today here on the Woody Show. February 13th, it's Friday the 13th. Oh, no. So there's a lot of superstition crap going around today. The next month there's one as well. It's like, what? It is a dream your sweet day. I don't know what the hell that means, but it's National Apology Day.

Oh, sorry, guys.

It's also National Blame Somebody Else Day, so to avoid apologizing. Also your fault. Just to break out the menace excuse generator and, you know, the National blame somebody else. They celebrate. Blame them. Yeah. Some food holidays. It's National Cheddar Day. National Crab Rangoon Day

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