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Hey, good morning, everybody.

It is Tuesday.

It is December the 9th, 2025.

Hello, welcome to it.

My name's Woody.

We are the Woody Show. That's Greg Gory. Hi, Wood. We got Menace. He's our social media director. You can find us. You can follow us. Look for us there at the Woody Show. Gina Gregg. Good morning. There is C-Bass. We've got Sammy. Hello. Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. We got Vaughnard video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here, as is Bort and Menji. The team is all here. I'm ready to provide a very mediocre listening experience for you this morning. It's Tuesday, you know. We'll do what we can. Not the most exciting day, but coming up for you today, we have a special in-studio guest, Bert Kreischer. So that's exciting. The machine. Nice. Bert is going to be stopping by. Yeah. So we're going to have that. We've also got the trending news headlines. Matt's going to tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment. We've got the birthday, support of birthday on the way, that and more, whatever else we can do to get through the morning as quickly as we can here on the Woody show. Phones are open 87744 Woody. Send us a text, like I said, check in over to 229.87. So when it comes to what people want as a gift this year for the holidays. People were asked, what is it?

You know, so people want cash, you guys. Cash.

You don't say.

When don't they want cash?

58% of people said they just prefer to receive money as a gift.

Yeah.

Pay my bills.

The average person is hoping for around $600.

Oh, damn.

I would hope for that.

Dream high.

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