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It is Wednesday.

It is August the 20th, 2025.

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We are the Woody Show.

My name is Woody.

That is Greg Gorey. Hi, Woody. All right. There's Menace. Hi. As you know, he serves as our social media director. We got Gina Grant. Hey, hey. There's Seabass. There is Sandy. Morning. Morgan's here. She's our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer. We got Bort and Menji holding things down

the Woody Show production department this morning.

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Thank you for... our associate producer, Vaughn, our video producer. We got Bort and Menji, holding things down in the Woody Show production department this

morning. You are here. Thank you for giving us some of your time today. Phones are open for you to be a part of the show. If you'd like to, no pressure to, you don't have to. But there's a topic contest, whatever it is you'd like to be a part of. Go ahead and give us a call 87744 Woody.

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You can also hit us up, text us, check in over to 2-29-8-7. Coming up this morning, there's a guy who I'd like you to meet, a guy that has worked for our company for a long time, and somehow I never met him. Okay. Never met this dude.

They were like hiding him from me. But he was a lot of fun to hang out with and, um, dude, he's crazy, like, a Southern dude, you know what I mean? He's seen, a scene, experienced a ton of stuff. It seemed like every story he was telling was like more and more interesting than the last. and I'm like, dude, how do you, how do this guy, you know,

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