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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Well, it's the beginning of a brand new week.

We all survived the weekend.

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Incredible.

Just couldn't wait to get back.

Rushed back.

Monday morning, it is August the 18th, 2025. Hello and welcome. Thank you for being here. We are the Woody Show. Yeah. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. Hi. We got Menace. What is up? Hi. We're our social media director. one of the other co-hosts of the woody show is Jeanne, C-Bass, one of

our content producers.

There's a... What is up? Hi. Our social media director. One of the other co-hosts of the woody show is Gina Grad.

Hi.

Seabass, one of our content producers. There's Seabass right there. We have our executive producer, Sammy Marino. Somebody said, and good morning, Sammy. Somebody had said, why do you guys just announce, like, when you say Menace is the social media director? I'm like, well, I will say like, you know, because usually goes into where to find us on social media.

Right.

I don't really put much thought into it, to be honest with you. You're right. But if you're curious as to what everybody's other, you know, like their titles are, I figure out just to do a little once around the room on that one. What's their title? Yeah. So Sammy's the executive producer of the Woody Show. We have our associate producer, our assistant producer. That's Morgan, who, yeah, she's back on Instagram. If you want to check her out on Instagram. At Morgan Victory. Free Morgan. Yeah, free Morgan. We have our video producer, Vaughn. We have our chief operations officer slash production director, Bort Brady. He's our coup. Good morning, Bort. And then his right-hand man, the assistant production director of the Woody Show, that would be Menge. Good morning, Menji. Yeah, Menjie. Phones are open. You have a role here, too. VIP, guest of honor, a handful of people listening, however you want to address yourself. But if you want to be part of anything this morning, phones are open at 87744. Woody, you can send us a text over to 2-2987. Hope you had a great weekend. We'll get into some of the weekend, cheers and jeers and all that kind of stuff a little bit later. All the trending news headlines, of course, birthdays, porn of birthday, entertainment stuff,

all on the way here on the Woody Show.

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