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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show.

Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

Well, today is August the 15th, 2025.

And my friends, today is the end of a week.

It is Friday morning. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Oh, boy. Happy to be done with another week. Yes. Back to school for a lot of people, too. Oh, yeah. Finally. Yeah. Let's just get back to normal all together. Please. All right. My name's one of you. That's Greg Goring. Yeah, hi. We got menaced, Gene McGrath. Oh, yeah. Let's just get back to normal all together. All right.

My name's Woody.

That's Greg Gory.

Yeah.

We got Menace, June, Graham.

Seabass is here.

We got Sammy.

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