The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.

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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training

for a politically correct world.

Two, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey! class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning, good morning.

Well, here we are.

Back again.

I was so excited on Friday.

All I could think about from the moment I woke up was leaving on Friday afternoon and going home, taking a nap. And now, like a blink of an eye.

We're back. Here we are. It's like the weekend never happened. Here we are. Monday morning. It's April the 7th, 2025. My name is Woody. There's Greg Gory. Hi, Wood. Menace is here. Gina Grad. Good

morning to you. Hi. There is C-Bath. We got Sammy. Hello.

Morgan is taking your calls and she's here, our associate producer.

Vaughn, our video producer.

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