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It is April the 29th, 2026.

We are the Woody show. Welcome to it. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi, Wood. We got Menace. Hi. Gina Grad is here. Hello. We got Seabass. There is Sammy. Hey. Morgan is here. We got Vaughn. Dumbass Tyler. Bort. Menji. Gang's all here. Getting this show underway. Phones open. 87744, Woody. You can send us a text over to 2-29-87. We'll get to some of the trending news headlines. Also, the world of entertainment, birthdays, porn of birthday. Coming up here on the Woody show. The goal, as always, just to get through it. Yeah. You know, get through it. It, it makes this little part of the day go by as quickly as we can. That's right. That's what we're doing. Oh, speaking of goals, agree or disagree on some of these. People are asked, what is a popular life goal that you secretly don't want? That you don't want? So you would think that everybody would be interested in certain things. Yeah. Popular life goal that you secretly don't want. That you don't want? So you would think that everybody would be interested in certain things.

Yeah.

But not-

A popular life goal that you secretly don't want? Like having kids. Yeah, that was my thought too. There you go. Oh. That's a, that's a perfect example. Oh, okay. Like a common goal. Okay, a common goal. Okay. This is, I'll go to the getting married thing.

Somebody said, I really don't care if I get married or not.

I'm not against long-term relationships and kids are the right person, but I just don't have any strong desire to tie the knot. Another person said, having a romantic life partner at all. Oh, damn. I like to date. I like to be in love, but I can't see myself living with a romantic partner. That's a commitment phobe. That's all that is. Yeah. To me, that's sad. Well, you know what? I think it's good. You don't want to do things like have kids or be in a relationship just because you feel like you're supposed to. Yeah. Or you're scared not to. I don't think there's anything wrong with just straight up in that particular case, straight up admitting like, you know, you're selfish with your time and what you choose to do. Like, good for them. I mean, good for them is right. Yeah. But I can't imagine being like whatever, 45 and just being alone. And I also think like a lot of people just have kids because their friends are family are having kids.

Yeah, you get kind of suckered in the thing it's going to be a good idea. I also don't believe young couples who got married, let's say in their mid-20s and they say they don't want kids. I don't believe them. I think young married couples all want kids for some reason. Yeah. I mean, well, yeah, I think until you get to a certain point where it's going to be, you know, dried up dusty eggs and shooting dust instead of sperm. Once you're 40-ish, it's like, that ship has sailed. Yeah. All right, so here's some other ones. What's a popular life goal that you secretly don't want? This person said, buying a big house. I know it's supposed to be the dream, but I'd rather have freedom and experiences than square footage. I respect that. I disagree. I want the house. Not just a house, a big house. Yeah, like the house. Big-ish. Yeah. I don't want a mansion. I have that thought every time I'm in a decent hotel. I'm thinking I could live in here.

Yeah. I don't want a mansion. I had that,

I have that thought every time I'm in a decent hotel.

I'm thinking,

I could live in here.

Yeah.

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